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  • Interviewer:

    So, Ludo is a Labyrinth person right?

  • Andrew:

    Well it stands for Lets....Understand...Dogs...Okay

  • Andrew:

    Well, this is a serious foundation that we started called Let's Understand Dogs, Okay. And it's about human beings trying to relate to dogs and find out like "Hey, I know you. We think you're just barking right now, but what are you trying to say? And they could be trying to say "I want food." Or they could be trying to say "Look behind you, here comes a recession."

  • Tim Convy:

    *wandering around with a baseball bat*

bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

THAT’S ME! :D

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

Eugene, you are a sexy man.

Eugene, you are a sexy man.

  • Kenny:

    So, have you told him you love him?

  • Me:

    I don't love him, and no.

  • Kenny:

    Oh. That's okay. I haven't told the girl I'm stalking that I love her yet, either.

Watching Sons of Anarchy with my brother.
  • Brother:

    Now, you're probably going to be attracted to one of these guys. Every girl is attracted to at least one character on this show.

  • Me:

    Oh please, I'm not so hormonal that I can't watch a show without being attracted to a guy.

  • Me:

    *sees Hale*

  • Me:

    OH GOD

  • Me:

    THAT ONE.

  • Me:

    I WANT ONE LIKE THAT.

  • Me:

    IT'S SO PERFECT

  • Me:

    GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Brother:

    Yeah no, you're not hormonal at all.

So…um…can I have one of these?

Oh, this! <3

Oh, this! <3

the AP exam
  • AP test people:

    you cannot discuss any of the multiple choice or essay questions with anyone ever unless they are released on the website in two days.

  • Everyone:

    discuss multiple choice on first break

  • Everyone:

    discuss essays as soon as the time is up

  • Everyone:

    discuss everything as soon as you leave

  • Everyone:

    discuss everything online constantly

Norman Reedus is actually totally perfect. 

Norman Reedus is actually totally perfect. 

magnus-katto:

Actual Cannibal Sheila Scott Harris

…Nevermind.